k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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basicteenagers:

karkock:

IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I

best text post i’ve ever seen.

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dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

(Source: quarteralert)

eventualprocrastination:

sameoldsorceress:

andispyralgoesmad:

I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.

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Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

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(Source: countandi)